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I Need Some Space (The Final Frontier) OR Twin Wars: Episode 1 – Taunt of the...
Wife: We need a bigger diaper bag. Me: Or possibly a pack mule. . Rainy Day Activity! What is this pack mule carrying? If you can name all of the products in a comment for this post, you will...
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A Tale of Two Sicknesses
It was the worst of times, it was the worstest of times, it was the age of projectile sneezing, it was the age of irrepressible coughing, it was the epoch of mucus, it was the epoch of incredulity, it...
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A Bedtime Story
My daughter hooked her arm securely around mine as I held her at my hip–a cripplingly cute mannerism of hers that melts me to my core every single time. Vocalizing airplane sound effects, I made an...
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Questions for the Dudebro Drinking a Beer in the Campus Restroom Stall: A...
...in which Our Unsuspecting Hero encounters a thrilling sight while using His academic institution's facilities.
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Thesis The End
...in which Our Hero defends His dissertation from paintball snipers and Tatooine gangsters, and revels the gender of His forthcoming child.
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Important Household Tasks I Can Accomplish in the Middle of the Night While...
1. Opening a Bottle of Beer 2. Pouring a Bottle of Beer into a Darth Vader Pint Glass in such a way as to Minimize Foam 3. Drinking a Beer out of a Darth Vader Pint Glass 4. Taking a Picture of a Beer...
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Two Easters
ONE YEAR AGO… I awoke to a pixie whisper in my ear. “Daddy!” my daughter hissed. “I fink da Easter Bunny came!” “He did?” I yawned. “Well, I guess we’d better go wake up your brother and see what he...
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A Tale of Two Sicknesses
It was the worst of times, it was the worstest of times, it was the age of projectile sneezing, it was the age of irrepressible coughing, it was the epoch of mucus, it was the epoch of incredulity, it...
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A Bedtime Story
My daughter hooked her arm securely around mine as I held her at my hip–a cripplingly cute mannerism of hers that melts me to my core every single time. Vocalizing airplane sound effects, I made an...
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